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Submitted: September 16, 2007
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Make: FUJIFILM
Model: FinePix A345
Shutter Speed: 1/286 second
F Number: F/7.6
Focal Length: 16 mm
ISO Speed: 64
Date Picture Taken: Sep 16, 2007, 12:56:50 PM

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Yup... back again for the third time, only this time, instead of using paint, we used.......... BARBIE DOLLS! but wait, they arnt Barbie Dolls..... ITS RYAN SEACREST and JESUS!

oh, and dont forget the humping animals, Neopets, dog stealing a donut, and......... a special apperence from..... DONALD TRUMP AND JOHNNY DEPP! THE GAY LOVERS!

now, on to the story...

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Tara: once upon a time, in a meadow, Ryan Seacrest asked Jesus on a date...To prove he wasnt gay..-* but we know the truth...*- (keep in mind that Jesus is actually a.. DUN DUN DUN!!!! woman.) Ok..back to the story...Anyways Ryan asked Jesus
“Would you care for a drink?” ,while eating their incredibly fattening meal. “Ugh...sure Ryan..do u have um any..any ugh...Budweiser. Coorona, Smirnoff, basically any hard liquor?”
“You cant expect me to give a woman alcohol...I mean your Jesus for God’s sakes..” Ryan said in disbelief.
“O..bring God into it..You just want all the booze to yourself, you selfish, gay, egotistical prick!!!”
“You didnt go there...”
“O..i went there..AND BOUGHT PROPERTY!!!!!!!”

1 mile away...two neopets heard Ryan and Jesus arguing over booze..and thought...-* We should kill them and take the “stuff” for ourselves!*- So they ran the mile stretch and saw the fight in slow motion...They bounded over and started attacking Jesus...(considering they knew she would axually fight back..)-(they also knew Ryan is a lil’ pansy and they’d kill him off after) But jesus called the power of God and stayed alive..Wile they gnawed on her flesh!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!! Suddenly..as if the sight turned them on, all the animals in the backround started mating....and yes..it was an extremely akward sight...Monkeys with pandas, lobsters with horses, tortoises with squirrles, and Donald Trump and Johnny Depp!!!!!!!! -( But then again..we knew they were gay)- Ryan gulped down all the alchohol and died of Over Dose...
THE END MOTHA’ LICKA’S!!!!!!!!!!

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yup... this is the third one we have creatated and certainly not the last!

dont ask about the barbies please.... we were bored as hell....

(oh and Purp Fiah, im sorry if this offends you >.>....)
(also sorry if it offends anybody that is religious <.<.....)

Celeb Bashing:
Isty Bitsy Period [link]
The Donald Project [link]

SEACREST OUT!
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~Noririk:iconNoririk: Sep 16, 2007, 1:18:53 PM
ummm....weird but alright...
you play neopets? i do but i very very veyr rarely go on.
my username is : kass795

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Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?

Metallica - King Nothing
~purplefiregoddess221:iconpurplefiregoddess221: Sep 16, 2007, 1:25:22 PM
....BB!!!!!!!!!! :X
I <3 NEOPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REMEMBER???????????????????

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there is no words that I can describe my negative feelings right now, shock and anger are too small what I feel.
~purplefiregoddess221:iconpurplefiregoddess221: Sep 16, 2007, 1:26:01 PM
Hi! my name is.......eh, look up. anyway you go on neopets also?

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there is no words that I can describe my negative feelings right now, shock and anger are too small what I feel.
~shadowrin047:iconshadowrin047: Sep 16, 2007, 2:39:50 PM
you whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i swear to god when i see you again shappy i will eat your worthless little yaoi loving soul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kill: johnny is not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *storms off to draw a bunch of anti sasunaru pics*
~Noririk:iconNoririk: Sep 16, 2007, 2:51:14 PM
Yup i do, but very rarely.
my username is kass795
send me a neofriend request if ya want.

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Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?

Metallica - King Nothing
~purplefiregoddess221:iconpurplefiregoddess221: Sep 16, 2007, 3:31:57 PM
k.
I'm booklover23_5

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there is no words that I can describe my negative feelings right now, shock and anger are too small what I feel.
~Noririk:iconNoririk: Sep 16, 2007, 5:13:07 PM
kk

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Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?

Metallica - King Nothing
~blondybabez13:iconblondybabez13: Sep 16, 2007, 5:36:00 PM
lmfao. dont. ask.
i sware to god we have no life :rofl:

and, i used to play when i was like 8.. i kinda quit though. i might make another account or something, probably not :shrug:

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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
~blondybabez13:iconblondybabez13: Sep 16, 2007, 5:37:25 PM
*cowers in a corner*
I know, thats why i felt a little bad when i posted it. :fear:

you have to admit though, it is a little funny :lol:

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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!