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>GiRlZ pOwEr!!!!<
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
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I have a little bit to say.
How come we are filled with pain?
This painful sensation will never go away.
How do I live to this very day?
The people by me filled with joy.
All this pain inside a boy.
That's all I have to say.
Make this pain go away.
and also thank you the comment.
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
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I have a little bit to say.
How come we are filled with pain?
This painful sensation will never go away.
How do I live to this very day?
The people by me filled with joy.
All this pain inside a boy.
That's all I have to say.
Make this pain go away.
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