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"Aww, no balls, huh, Voorhees?"-Freddy Krueger in Freddy VS Jason (Deleted scene)
who doesn't love jars of dirt?
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We live in a vicious cycle, my friend. We are born, we live, and we die. Whatever lies in between birth and death all lives on a Cause-and-Effect basis...
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Sorry people and friends, and viewers and such, I'm only 12, not allowed on this site.
yeah, this is like my favorite line. Well, of course it is considering i didnt see this movie yet >.> lol
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
I KNOW! if someone doesnt like jars of dirt the need to BURN. XD
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
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Person: your such a bitch when you read.
Me: Yeah, well, reading a book is like watching a movie. When someone starts talking during a movie you just wana reach over, punch them in the face, and tell them to SHUT THE @#%& UP!
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